May 2013
4 posts
I’m considering getting a classified ad for a girlfriend:
Do you floss? Do you like to exercise and eat healthy? Are you in bed by 9? Do you enjoy morning sex? Call me. ;)
April 2013
48 posts
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citymod:
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
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“Kindness should be the natural way of life, not the exception.”
– Buddha (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Whoever bombed Boston
theidealisticcynic:
leftybegone:
Whenever the culprit’s, or culprits’, name comes out, DO NOT repeat it when you write about the bombing. These sickos want attention. Do not give it to them. Refer to him them as “the bomber,” “the culprit,” etc., but do not refer to him them by his their name.
Get the word out.
For once, I agree.
“Sometimes the most ordinary things can be made extraordinary by doing them with...”
– Nicholas Sparks (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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“I’m going to tell you what a demon once told me: It is okay to want your own...”
– Sonneillon V. (via agentlemenscoup)
“We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who begin to interest us...”
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky (via theriverjordyn)
drcockasaurus:
notlikelove:
I don’t understand the appeal of KIng of the Hill. It’s just a boring sitcom to me.
this is the single most offensive thing i’ve ever read on tumblr
Awesome!
