I’m considering getting a classified ad for a girlfriend:
Do you floss? Do you like to exercise and eat healthy? Are you in bed by 9? Do you enjoy morning sex? Call me. ;)
THE TROJAN HORSE IS CRACKING OPEN, REVEALING THE TRUTH, THE DECEIT, THE LIES, THE VICIOUS ATTACKS that have been perpeptrated on the AMERICAN PEOPLE, LIBERTY & the CONSTITUTION!
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Source: loveyouramerica